I’d rather do Downward Facing Dog on a Jet Ski

From Jezebel, a picture of Barbra Streisand on her Yacht Elliptical.

This is sad for a few reasons. First, that I was reading Jezebel. (OK, only because of its time-suck properties. The women who post there are most excellent.) Second, because of the celebrity-obsessed culture that has made some photographer chase after her on his Sunfish so he can take this picture. Third, because I feel seasick just looking at it. Can you imagine the effects of this sideways and vertical and forward momentum of this activity on your internal organs?

Yeah, I also have a problem with anyone torturing herself on a cardio machine when there are obviously better alternatives at hand. Though I’m sure it was nice to get out, and ellipticals are gentle on the knees.