Now Available! The Supermodel’s Best Friend


Now available in ebook on Amazon and Barnes & Noble!

Happily-ever-after isn’t only for the rich and beautiful…

When her long-term fiancé dumps her, 34-year-old Lucy Hathcoat is determined to replace him as efficiently as possible. Her best friend the supermodel is getting married to a billionaire—what better place than their week-long wedding in a luxury eco-resort to find a new man? Lucy isn’t picky; she just wants a decent guy who’s eager to start a family. Someone as logical, responsible, and practical as she is.

Definitely not the six-foot-five, fun-loving Miles Girard. Being totally hot and charming is not important. She doesn’t need a man who makes her laugh. A man who makes her jump in his lap and kiss him. A man who is pathologically wary of marriage and thinks she needs him more than she needs a husband.

Then again, Lucy’s starting to feel like maybe, just maybe, she can’t live without him…

The Supermodel’s Best Friend is $3.99 in ebook, and is the equivalent of 360 print pages, about the same length as a mass-market paperback. It’s DRM-free and loanable.

 Buy it here:
Barnes & Noble

(will add other sites as it becomes available)

E-book news summary: Sunday morning, June 2011

This week is the highlight for many romance writers: the annual national conference of Romance Writers of America. This year the conference is in midtown Manhattan, which has everyone especially buzzed about what’s going to happen.

Ebooks have changed everything. Most of the world doesn’t care about this, or hasn’t noticed; just ask the woman who waxed my eyebrows in Silicon Valley the other day. What is a huge deal to writers, agents, editors, publishers, and many readers is just a minor point of interest in the background hum of normal people’s lives. Like gay marriage, streaming Netflix videos, hybrid SUVs, intrusive airport security – it’s just one of the many changes in our world.

To most people. To writers like me, it’s huge. It means publishing yourself, or finding partners to go digital without being screwed in the process. That’s why we watch the news so closely, follow blogs, and polish our crystal balls: trying to ride this wave where we want to go, and not out to sea.

Here’s a summary of a few stories from this week:

HERE, SIGN THIS. OR DON’T. SAME DIFF. WE WIN: Harlequin’s emailed contract amendment.
The last couple days this story about Harlequin changing the royalty rates for current, past, and future contracts hit the blogwaves, in particular at Dear Author and Passive Guy. Though Passive Guy missed the point about what “series” and “single title” means in category romance (it isn’t the quantity of books that affects the writer’s royalty, but the line she or he writes for), he’s got some fun ex-lawyer passion flying about the dangers of this kind of “net receipt” deal that leaves the accounting hidden in a black box. Plus the joy in having a time-sensitive financial legal document sent in an email. I have no contract with Harlequin but I would hate to be caught up in this uncertainty. Best of luck to the writers who love writing for these lines but fear for their financial futures.

SPAM SPAM SPAM etc. on Kindle.
This story got picked up by many major news outlets around the world. (Here, here, and here, for instance.) Content farms, crooks, and spam kings are flooding Kindle with “books” in large quantities to rake in revenue from unsuspecting “readers.” This is a big story today, but I’m optimistic it is a short-lived one. Amazon is too smart to allow this for long. In the short-term, though, it means the smallfry independent books are buried under the quivering, heaping piles of spam, which makes it even harder to stand out.

This past month, Amazon has been flexing its muscles and making stars through their homepage placement and email marketing. First was the Sunshine Deals (which meant gloomy doom for the rest of us) which rewarded non-Agency trade publishers who had books under $3. And today, they’ve managed to push a large number of under-$3 self-published romances onto the top-ten Kindle list. Courtney Milan’s novella Unlocked flew to the tippy top. It bumped up against Stephanie Plum but is still in the top ten of all paid Kindle books. It was already strong (not sure about the rank, but it was up there) but Amazon’s touch was magic. They are a force, no doubt about it. Gatekeeper, perhaps?

Barnes & Noble has captured over 20% of the ebook market. People were calling the iPad the Kindle-killer when it came out, but legions of readers are quietly purchasing Nooks and loading it up with NookBooks (and the Yink likes to wink and drink pink ink). My own book, Love Handles sells as well on Barnes and Noble as it does on Amazon. I’m optimistic about future books, especially with all the great romance readers and writers over there. And the new Nook is getting great reviews.

This is just a sampling of the buzz this week with ebooks. There’s a lot of advice to keep your head down and just write, but it’s very hard with so much going on.

Can’t wait to go to New York.

Love Handles is now available!

Love Handles now available for Nook and Kindle!

Whoops, wrong photo. Damn you Picasa! Though maybe I should use that as my author photo. (I so wish.)

Here it is:

When Spanx(tm) aren’t enough.

I’ve already posted the blurb here. It’s sold as a Kindle and Nook edition, but it is DRM-free and can be read on a PC or laptop or iThing or cell phone with the applicable app. (App app?)

Here it is at Amazon US, Amazon UK, and Amazon DE; and Barnes & Noble.


(And please drop me a note or post telling me what you think.)